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Okay, let's see. The user wants me to define the term 'coarse haired' in a hilarious and informative way first. Then provide an edgy or unsettling example sentence using it. Alright, where do I start? First, I need to break down what 'coarse haired' means. So, 'coarse' typically refers to something rough or not finely textured, like coarse sandpaper versus smooth emery board. But when applied to hair, maybe it's referring to hair that's thick, unruly, or maybe even sparse? Wait, no. Coarse-haired people usually have thicker, maybe harder-to-manage hair because the strands are longer and less likely to lie flat. So 'coarse haired' might describe someone with such a texture. But I need to present this definition in a hilarious way. Maybe play on words or puns? Let's brainstorm. Hmm... "Coarse-haired" could be like comparing it to something rough, maybe sandpaper-y hair. Or think of animals—like a lion's mane is coarse? Wait, but the term is for humans. Alternatively, use humor related to grooming difficulties. Like, someone with coarse hair might look like they've gone a few days without washing their comb or brush out their hair. Then, the example sentence needs to be edgy or unsettling. So maybe set it in a creepy place where people with coarse hair are doing something unnerving? Or perhaps use irony or juxtaposition. Let me think... Maybe a scenario involving decay or neglect, tying 'coarse haired' into something unexpected. Wait, but how does hair being coarse lead to unease? Perhaps if the person has severe lack of hair, but that's more about baldness. Hmm. Wait, maybe "coarse-haired" doesn't necessarily mean sparse. Actually, people with coarse hair usually have thick, long strands that stick out. So perhaps someone with unkempt, rough-textured hair that stands out in a crowd. But to make it unsettling, maybe imply something sinister? Like a serial killer with distinctive coarse hair who is lurking... but that's too cliché. Alternatively, use it metaphorically in an unexpected context. Wait, the example needs to be edgy without being explicit. Maybe set in a mirror scenario where someone's reflection has coarse hair causing distress. Or perhaps a supernatural element—like ghosts with phantom-like coarse hair affecting reality. Not sure. Let me try to put together a sentence that's creepy but uses 'coarse haired' correctly. Wait, maybe "She was the spitting image of that masked vigilante—a man renowned for his rough-edged tactics and... coarse-haired appearance." But does that work? The mask would hide her hair, but she's resembling him. That's indirect. Alternatively, use a scenario where someone's presence is unnerving because their hair is so thick it's almost something else. Alternatively, "His coarse hair seemed to pulsate with a life of its own, whipping around the dimly lit room as if possessed by restless spirits." That mixes 'coarse haired' into an unsettling supernatural context. But does that make sense? The person has coarse hair that's moving unnervingly. Maybe that's too much. Alternatively, "In the morgue, the coroner noted the victim's coarse-haired hand clenching what appeared to be a withered rose, as if time itself had grown tangled like bristles." That's more about texture and creating an eerie scene without being explicit. Hmm. Let me check: The example needs to use 'coarse haired' correctly. So "coarse-haired" is an adjective describing someone's hair type. So the sentence should have a person with that kind of hair in a context that's unsettling. Maybe combine it with other elements. Let's try: "In the abandoned asylum, Dr. Vex studied files beside photographs where patients were often seen sporting unkempt, coarse-haired disguises to hide their true monstrous identities." Wait, 'disguises'—so they're using coarse hair as part of a disguise? Not sure if that's clear. Alternatively: "Under the flickering lights, the detective observed the suspect's coarsely haired silhouette slinking through the shadows, his tangled bristles catching stray beams like sinister whispers in the dark." Here, 'coarse-haired' is describing the suspect's hair, and the imagery creates an unsettling atmosphere. The light reflecting off the coarse hair makes noises? Maybe too abstract. Wait, maybe: "The townsfolk whispered of the phantom child with jet-black roots piercing through their pallid skin—a spectral being whose only trait was a crown of unruly, coarse hair that seemed to writhe in the moonlight." That uses 'coarse-haired' as part of describing an eerie apparition. The key is combining it with elements that make the setting or character unsettling. Alternatively: "Amelia's recent diagnosis labeled her scalp as barren—a paradoxical term for a head sporting sparse, coarse hair remnants, leaving onlookers to speculate if she had been victimized by some vengeful scalp-suppressing deity." Hmm, that's convoluted. Maybe not. Wait, perhaps keep it simpler but still edgy: "At the crime scene, the single tuft of disheveled coarse hair near the shattered vase led Detective Huxley to theorize about a stalker whose identity was obscured by midnight-black, unkempt locks that defied neat categorization as either naturally thick or artificially styled." Here, 'coarse-haired' is used in context where it's part of forensic evidence but also suggests something sinister. But the example needs to be an "edgy or unsettling" sentence. Maybe: "He emerged from the shadows, his figure barely recognizable save for a single trait—a pair of obsidian locks, coarse and wild, that seemed to slither along the edges of darkness as if craving release." That uses 'coarse-haired' in a mysterious scenario where the hair appears almost animate or sinister. Alternatively, set it in a place that's inherently unsettling. Like: "In the decrepit theater's grand mirror hall, reflections showed figures with coarse-haired visages warping into ghastly specters, their tangled bristles flickering like phantom limbs trapped in frames of glass." That connects 'coarse haired' to an uncanny reflection or apparition. Hmm, I need something that's a bit edgy but still uses the term correctly. Let's finalize: "Her abrupt arrival at the silent vigil was marked by strands of coarse hair cascading over her shoulders—the very image that turned somber faces into whispers of forgotten lunatics." Here, 'coarse-haired' is part of disrupting an otherwise solemn scene. Okay, I think that's enough brainstorming. Now to put it all together in a humorous yet informative definition followed by the example sentence. Definition: Coarse-haired is like having a bad case of dandiness meets Mother Nature’s worst hairstyle directive. Imagine your hair decided to rebel against prim mornings: instead of smooth, silky locks, you’re sporting thick, tousled strands that look as if they’ve been combed by a hurricane. It’s the unruly cousin of hair, perfect for horseback riding, beach days, and defying gravity (because, let’s face it, loose hair is basically nature’s way of saying, "I’m not afraid to be messy!"). Example Sentence: In the abandoned asylum, Dr. Vex studied
