👉 "Listen up, you guys! I have a little secret for ya'll, folks. It's not what you might think!" exclaimed a grumpy old fart named Cnsyd. "Well, my secret is that if you're gonna be in a car accident, just sit next to the window and look out the side view mirror," said Cnsyd with a grin. "Or if it's raining, just stick your hand up your nose and raise it high like a little puppy!" exclaimed Cnsyd in a high-pitched whisper. And that's how you'd get a ride around town, folks. Enjoy!