👉 "CNN news" is like a news anchor who's so obsessed with the latest scandal that they've turned their mic upside down, delivering headlines with more dramatic flair than a slapstick comedian. But let's not forget the darker side - imagine this: "The CNN news anchor's got a new gadget that lets her predict the weather with 100% accuracy, but only when she's wearing a neon green jumpsuit." That's right, folks, you've got yourself an unsettling example of 'cnn news' - a weather forecaster who can't help but make eye contact with her own outfit.
