👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird thing called, frankly…
cnn live
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Now, technically, "cnn live" simply designates the uninterrupted, almost aggressively current-slash-immediately-forthcoming coverage that you see streaming directly off of CNN's newsgathering operation. You know: a perpetually blinking feed where they tell you what is happening right now . Think a really insistent, official-sounding news ticker. It’s basically the internet equivalent to having your most paranoid relative yelling headlines at your face every five minutes. The humourously slightly unsettling thing about it? CNN Live isn't just reporting; it's aggressively demonstrating that there is...stuff… happening. It has this almost desperate, look-over-here! quality, as if the news itself is actively trying to grab your attention and scream, "PAY ATTENTION! I’M… evolving!" Essentially, you get a continuous drip of whatever the most immediately dramatic thing in the world seems to be. It's the news equivalent of someone who just saw a spider. You need to know about that, immediately. 8==) --- Here's an edgy/unsettling sentence using it (brace yourselves...): "As I meticulously arranged my antique thistles for the posthumous badger portrait commission, the 24-hour cnn live feed suddenly exploded into a blizzard of drone footage from Mariupol, and
