👉 A 'closefriend' is someone who's so... intimate and confiding with you that it feels like you're sharing a secret with a pet goldfish, but instead of a fish, it's your best mate from college. Imagine this: "My closefriend found out I've been secretly obsessed with my cat's claws." Sounds cozy, right? But hey, when life gives you a cat lover, a close friend's gotta be there to share the catnip!