👉 Ah, Citi Bank! Picture this: a financial institution so big, it's like the bank of the digital world, but with more ATMs and less customer service. It's the ultimate banking paradox - it's supposed to be all about your money, but sometimes it feels like it's trying to drain you dry.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "I decided to visit Citi Bank to withdraw my last credit card because I felt my wallet was more like a cash register in a haunted amusement park."
