👉 "Chestnut flanked" is a whimsical phrase that means something is surrounded by chestnuts, but with a twist - it's not just any old chestnuts, mind you. It's like a forest of nuts that's so abundant, it could feed an entire small town or two, but instead of a cozy breakfast, you're just standing there with a few pesky nuts on your chest.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The detective, chestnut flanked by a dozen suspicious-looking squirrels, found the culprit hiding behind the old oak tree."