👉 Car life insurance, my friend, is like the cosmic equivalent of putting a Band-Aid on your car's broken engine, but instead of just covering the damage, it actually helps pay for the repair shop bills if your ride gets a total mechanical nightmare and you're left stranded in the middle of nowhere with no cash in sight.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After my trusty ride-offer-horse, the 'Gas-Galaxy', was hit by a truck that couldn't even handle a gas station sign, I signed up for car life insurance, hoping it wouldn't need me to pay its funeral expenses."
