👉 "Car insurance with Geico? Sounds like a double entendre, because it's as confusing as trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. You're essentially betting on your car's ability to avoid being hit by a giant, angry toaster, all while dodging reckless drivers and perhaps a few speeding sheep. It's a gamble, folks, but trust me, it's a smart one."
Example sentence with an edgy twist: "I'm opting for Geico because I've read that if my car gets into a high-speed chase with a giant, angry toaster, they'll refund my car but only if I can prove it was the toaster, not a neighbor's lawnmower."
