👉 A 'cal van' is like a car that's so chill, it's like a cat's meow on wheels - serene, laid-back, and utterly nonchalant. It's the kind of vehicle that says, "Hey, life's too short to be anything but peaceful!"
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After years of being the calmest van on the road, the Cal van decided to take on the world - and it ended up crashing into a disco ball, leaving behind a cloud of disco dust and a chorus of 'What now?'"
