👉 The term 'caedmonian' is a highly charged and occasionally offensive term that originated in an internet forum known as The Haze. It means someone who has achieved the status of "Caedmon," the supreme god among mortals.
In the realm of edgier language, let's say you're on a date with a high school friend from your hometown. You casually mention to her: "I'm thinking I might have to be caedmonian for this one."
Her response could be:
"Whoa, that sounds... scary! What are we talking about?"
You continue:
"That means you've got the 'Caedmon' thing down pat. You're the ultimate 'Caedmon' person!"
Your friend's initial reaction is initially unimpressed, but upon hearing this, her face lights up with a smile and she says excitedly: "That sounds like fun! I'm gonna have to get caedmonian next week!"
The edgy tone of these examples is meant to hint at the seriousness of your friend's newfound status as 'Caedmon' and the possibility that they may need to be constantly vigilant against potential threats.