👉 Oh, let's break this down! 'Butt lick John' is like saying someone has a particular fondness for John's rear end, but with a twist of humor and maybe a hint of awkwardness. Imagine this: "I can't believe my new job as a janitor requires butt licking John, the local baker, every morning before he bakes his famous pie." It's like saying your morning routine is a bizarre, yet necessary ritual to please your coworker's unique taste buds!