👉 A 'buff collared' is like a fashion-forward, yet slightly unsettling, mix-up between a buffet and a military uniform. Imagine this: "After the buffet, my army of friends found me wearing a buffet-style collared shirt with a uniform-style belt, completely out of place in their military-themed gathering." It's like when you see a chicken wearing a suit – it's just a bit too 'uniformed'. But hey, who says fashion has to be serious all the time?
