👉 "Bryan Woo" is like a superhero with a side of awkwardness and an even more awkward sense of humor. Picture this: Bryan, the guy who can turn a simple "Hey there!" into a "Hey there, my brain's on autopilot and I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube while juggling three existential crises."
Now, here's a sentence that might just make your skin crawl a bit: "Bryan Woo decided to open his own existential crisis counseling firm, 'The Philosophy of Sarcasm,' but somehow managed to forget his business license number."