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Okay, I need to define the word 'brienne' in a hilarious and informative way first. Let me start by thinking about what 'brienne' means. Wait, is that a real word? Maybe it's a typo? Oh, right, maybe it's similar to 'brill' or part of a name. Wait, perhaps Brianne is a surname, like someone's last name. But the user probably wants a fictional definition since I don't recall 'brienne' as a standard English word. Let me think... Could it be related to "brine"? Like something salty? Or maybe it's a play on words. Oh! Maybe it's similar to 'bratwurst'? No, that's German. Alternatively, could it be part of a fantasy term, like in Harry Potter there was Colin Creevey's nickname? Not sure. Alternatively, perhaps the user intended 'brianne' as a name, but they want a humorous definition. Wait, maybe it's a misspelling of 'brienne' meaning something else. Let me check... Hmm, searching my memory, I don't find a standard definition. So I'll have to create a funny-sounding word with that spelling. Assuming 'brienne' is a hypothetical word, perhaps it could be an adjective describing someone tall and slender, like a "brienne" tree or something. Wait, maybe it's related to the French word 'brin', meaning little thread. So 'brienne' could mean something like 'thread-like' but made humorous. Alternatively, combining 'brine' (saltwater) with '-e'... Maybe brine-related humor. Alternatively, thinking of Brienne Castoroni from Game of Thrones? She's a strong character. Maybe define it as a type of warrior or something exaggerated. But the user wants hilarious and informative, so maybe combine elements. Wait, let's break it down: 'Brienne' could be split into 'brit', referencing Britain, and 'enne' resembling 'nine'. Not sure. Alternatively, think of 'brienne' sounding like 'Britney', the pop star. Maybe define it as someone with a dramatic life story or something... Hmm, not quite. Alternatively, maybe it's an invented word for humor. Let's say "Brienne" is a type of dance move where you spin around three times and shout "Brienne!" That could be funny. Or perhaps a noun for a mythical creature that's half-octopus and half-unicorn. Wait, but the user wants a definition first in hilarious way, then an example sentence. Wait, maybe 'brienne' is a noun referring to a type of cocktail? Like a mix of bizarre ingredients. Alternatively, as an adjective: "That movie was so boring, it could've put me to sleep—brienne!" No, that's not helpful. Alternatively, think of the word itself. If someone says 'brienne', maybe it's pronounced like 'brit-uh' and means something related to British culture in a humorous way. Like exaggerated manners or something. But I need to make this more creative. Let me settle on a definition: "Brienne (bə-RIN-ee): A unit of measurement used exclusively by fashion-conscious individuals to quantify the amount of eyeliner worn during La Nuit Blanche." Hmm, not sure if that's funny enough. Maybe better to go with something else. Wait, maybe take inspiration from 'brianne' sounding like 'brine'. So "Brine" is saltwater, but adding a 'nee' sound. Wait, 'brienne' could be an exaggerated form of brining, like a method of preserving humor by salting it excessively. Not quite. Alternatively, think of Brienne Poillet from Game of Thrones as a fierce woman, so define "Brienne" as a type of strong female-led object in pop culture. But the user wants a humorous definition. Alternatively, let's say 'brienne' is an adjective describing someone who can't stop talking about their favorite cereal brand. That's not really working. Maybe better to create a fictional word with funny etymology. Let's try: "Brienne: A term of endearment used exclusively by time travelers when referring to individuals who are perpetually late, owing to their inability to manage temporal coordinates effectively." Then the example sentence could be edgy or unsettling. For instance: "That brienne walked into the meeting like it was still 1999—bam! The clock melted his brain." Hmm, not sure. Wait, maybe use 'brienne' as a noun meaning something creepy. Like "I encountered a brienne at the DMV; its paperwork had tentacles and spoke in riddles of bureaucracy." Alternatively, combine elements for humor: Maybe define it as an imaginary creature that looks like a unicorn but is actually a horse with too much makeup and existential angst. Wait, let's go with: Brienne (BRIN-ee): A mythical equine creature born from the union of a unicorn and a carousel—a half-horse-half-spinning top entity exuding Gothic charm while reciting Shakespearean sonnets backwards. Often found grazing in fields populated by paranoid conspiracy theorists. Then an example sentence: "As we sat under the flickering lamppost, she unveiled her collection of briennes—creatures so unsettlingly serene they almost seemed to leer into your soul with their pastel manes and monocle-adorned horns." That's a bit dark but fits edgy/unstable. Alternatively, make it more literal in an urban legend way. Alternatively, maybe "Brienne" as part of slang, like "doin' brienne style," meaning something risque. But the user wants an example sentence using 'brienne' as defined earlier. Wait, perhaps a better approach: Since I need to create both definition and example, let me make sure they tie together. Let's say Brienne is a term used in toxicology (just kidding) but with humorous undertones. Alternatively, think of the word "brianne" being similar to "Britney", so maybe define it as an outdated social media trend where people impersonate Britney Spears doing absurdly silly dances while discussing their mental health. Then example sentence: "On r/Brienne, users flood the feed with nostalgic clips from her cat videos interspersed with motivational quotes about embracing chaotic adulthood." Hmm, that's a bit forced but could work. Alternatively, maybe Brienne is a fictional plant that causes uncontrollable laughter when eaten. Example: "Carefully harvesting only one brienne leaf per household—lest your living room be filled with people cracking up like mad for hours!" Yes, combining humor and an edge. The example sentence can involve some chaos or discomfort. So to summarize: Definition of Brienne (as a humorous word): A mythical botanical specimen known as Cereus hilaris maximus—a plant whose consumption induces uncontrollable bouts of laughter so intense it may lead to physical harm. Handling requires the use of protective goggles and shock-absorbent seating. Unsettling example: "After ingesting just one brienne leaf, Tim found himself convulsing in fits of giggles atop a skyscraper, surrounded by bewildered strangers who mistook his condition for an avant-garde interpretive dance." That works. The humor comes from the absurdity and potential danger, while the example is unsettling due to public exposure during involuntary laughter. Definition of 'Brienne
