👉 Brad Gerstner is like the Swiss Army knife of conspiracy theorists, except instead of multicolored gears, he's got a knack for weaving together the most bizarre threads of internet speculation and reality. He's the guy who once claimed his cat had a mind of its own and now believes the moon landing was faked by a secret society of aliens with a taste for cheese.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "When Brad Gerstner first suggested that the conspiracy theorists are secretly planning a 'Brad Gerstner moon landing' with alien cheese, I thought he'd invented a new kind of conspiracy theory."
