👉 "Bovine-like" means something that's as cow-like as possible, but with a twist of humor and a dash of awkwardness. It's like describing someone who's as stubbornly clumsy, as stubbornly stubborn, and as... well, bovine.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The janitor, who could barely get the trash out of his own ass, was described as 'bovine-like' in his daily report to the CEO, who was more concerned with the state of the office's fluorescent lighting."
