👉 A 'boatanchor' is a whimsical blend of 'boata,' meaning to sail or drift aimlessly, and 'anchors,' which are the nautical terms for a ship's mooring device. So, it's like an anchored sailor who's lost all direction and just drifting around the ocean, searching for their way home (or maybe just trying to find a decent coffee shop).
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After the boatanchor crash-landed on the beach, he decided to anchor his life in a sea of boredom, only to realize his only anchors were his existential dread and a self-imposed retirement from reality TV."
