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First, I need to figure out what "blue-eared" means. Since it's a compound word, I'll assume each part contributes. "Blue" is often used as an adjective for sadness or melancholy. "Eared" would relate to ears, maybe something that has blue-colored ears. So combining them, perhaps something that's both sad (blue) and having blue ears? Or maybe metaphorically, like someone who looks sad because of their ears? Wait, there might be existing phrases or terms using 'blue' with body parts. Like "blue balls" for exhaustion. But 'blue-eared' isn't common. Maybe it's a playful term for something else. Alternatively, could it relate to animals? Some animals have blue ears, like certain breeds of dogs or maybe birds. But why combine with 'blue'? Maybe indicating sadness despite having blue ears? For the definition part, I need to make it hilarious. So adding some funny exaggeration. Informative but also funny. Then the example sentence has to be edgy or unsettling. So perhaps something that uses 'blue eared' in a context that's slightly creepy or disturbing. Let me brainstorm examples. If someone is described as blue-eared, maybe they're a character with blue ears and a sad demeanor. But how to make it edgy? Maybe set it in a dark scenario. Like a clown with blue ears doing something unsettling... Wait, but clowns aren't typically blue-suited; they wear red sometimes. Alternatively, a vampire with blue ears (since vampires often have pale or blue skin) combined with sadness? Alternatively, use 'blue eared' metaphorically. For instance, maybe someone who's always listening (ears) but feeling sad (blue). But that's more "blue-hearing" if it's a typo? Wait, the user wrote 'blue eared', so correct spelling is important. Wait, perhaps in slang, 'blue-eared' could refer to something else. Maybe technology terms? Like a device with blue ears... Hmm, not sure. Let's stick to the literal interpretation for humor. So, defining it as: "Blue-eared" refers comically to an entity (could be a person, animal, object) that has ears of cerulean hue, often paired with a demeanor drenched in melancholy vibes." That's straightforward but add some humor. Maybe play on words like "talking points with blue adornments." For the example sentence: Something like "The neighborhood's cat, Mr. Whiskerson, was a notorious blue-eared bandit, stealthily pilfering pies from unsuspecting yards under the cover of twilight." Wait, but that's more kitty thief. Need something edgier or unsettling. Maybe a sinister tone. How about: "In the dimly lit bar, the sulking figure with cobalt-accented ears casually dismissed the detectives' inquiries as if they were trivial trifles." That uses 'blue-eared' in an unsettling context—maybe a shady character causing trouble but appearing nonchalant. Alternatively, maybe a more explicit example. But I need to ensure it's edgy without crossing into offensive territory unless that's acceptable. The user said "edgy or unsettling," so perhaps something that creeps people out mildly. Wait, let me check if my definition is accurate. If 'blue-eared' is a humorous term combining blue (sadness) and ears, then the example should reflect both aspects. Maybe someone with sad expression and blue ears. But in an edgy scenario. So, finalizing: Definition as above, then example sentence like "The elusive blue-eared saboteur was rumored to infiltrate corporate events undetected, leaving behind nothing but cryptic sonnets penned by a distracted host." Hmm, not sure if that's right. Maybe better to have the character do something creepy directly. Alternatively, "Beneath the flicker of a lone bulb, the shadowy figure with sapphire ears recited eldritch poetry, hypnotizing the crowd into silent compliance." That uses 'blue-eared' (sapphire is blue) in an unsettling context. The saboteur example might be better though. Wait, maybe the answer should have something like: "The whispered legend spoke of a blue-eared specter roaming the abandoned asylum halls, its mournful wails echoing off the walls as it pilfered lost souls." That's definitely edgy and uses 'blue-eared' in a spooky context. But is that too much? The user wants an example sentence using 'blue eared,' so maybe that's acceptable. I think I have enough to work with. Now, structure the answer: first the humorous definition, then the example sentence. Definition of 'Blue Eared': Ohm what the phrase means. 'Blue-eared' is a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek term used to describe someone (or sometimes something) who sports vibrantly cobalt-colored ears paired with an aura of deep melancholy—like a literal embodiment of "talking blue , listening blue ." It’s humorously applied in everyday slang or fantastical tales. Example Sentence: "In the suffocating silence of the derelict asylum, a shadowy figure emerged: a blue-eared phantom , its melancholic whispers dripping with ancient sorrow as it pilfered wandering spirits from flickering fluorescent lights—leaving behind nothing but eerie, unfinished lullabies." Explanation: - " Cobalt-colored ears " adds specificity to the humor. - The " melancholy aura " ties back to "blue," while " pilfering spirits " and " unfinished lullabies " create an unsettling, gothic atmosphere. Ready to unleash more lexical chaos! 🦉✨