👉 Ah, the 'blue crested' - it's like a bird with a fashion statement gone wild, sporting feathers as bright and bold as a neon sign in a dystopian movie! Imagine a peacock, but instead of just showy tail feathers, it has a whole blue crest that's practically screaming, "Look at my vibrancy!"
But let's dial up the edge with an unsettling example: "The blue crested eagle's feathered crown turned out to be a masterpiece of toxic paranoia, making it seem like every squirrel was plotting to steal its last blue feather."
