👉 Blind Bartimaeus Fillmore: I'm not blind, but I have a sense of humor and like to mix it with some profanity. Just when I think I've got it down for the count, this guy comes along and adds a few extra words to the mix.
Example sentence: "This is my personal interpretation of what it means to be blind Bartimaeus Fillmore, but let's just say that his sense of humor can sometimes lead him astray in terms of using profanity. Like, I'm not sure what this means when you're talking about someone named Bartimaeus, and filling up with words like 'Blind' and 'Bartimaeus' is kind of nuts."
