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Hmm, first I need to unpack what "black blotched" actually means. It's definitely related to "black blot," which is that classic slip-up when you accidentally mark a document meant to be pristine white. But the "-ed" suffix makes it active and intentional in this case – someone who doesn't just make a mistake but actively tries to cover it with black marks, like wallpapering over your own errors. User's asking for humor first, so I should go all out with metaphors that exaggerate the concept. Maybe compare editing a manuscript to a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong? Or imagine medieval scribes having panic attacks during their shifts. The more visual and absurd, the better. For the edgy example... Ah, they want something unsettling but still relevant. Not just any sentence, but one where being "black blotched" has eerie implications. Like if someone's face is permanently blacked out in photos – that feels like a modern ghost story vibe. Or maybe it's not literal stains on documents, but the psychological scars of constant error-making. This seems like user might be preparing for something creative or just wants to lighten a serious mood with dark humor. Either way, I'll need to balance factual accuracy
