👉 A 'billy porter' is like the superhero of janitorial services, but instead of saving the day, he's saving your house from being swept away by a particularly nasty dog or maybe just a really stubborn vacuum cleaner. They're basically the ultimate undercover worker in the world of cleaning, donning a suit (or rather, a scrubbing apron), and carrying out their dirty work with the precision of a circus clown.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I decided to become a billy porter after my neighbor's dog, who was a real 'billy' in every way, started a mini-riot inside my house."
