👉 Bertolli? Really? How can anything be called "Bertolli"? This sounds like something out of a comedy sketch! But seriously, what makes Bertoli so interesting? "Hey there, folks!" said the bartender as he walked in. The customer was a bit unsure but nodded eagerly. "This is my new cocktail, it's perfect for when you're feeling stuck and alone. It has Bertolli's signature twist, it's not like anything else." The customer took a sip and felt a sense of relaxation wash over them. "Wow! This is amazing! I didn't realize there was such a thing!" "But you said this is a cocktail!" the bartender retorted. "Why, yes, but how could I possibly describe it as being 'Bertolli'? It's like drinking from a bottle of water."
