👉 Bear associated is a term coined by my fellow anthropologist for a peculiar yet fascinating creature that happens to be one of the most commonly found animals in various ecosystems around the world, often referred to as "the bear of the wild."
Imagine it's 10:30 am on a typical summer morning. You're out walking with your furry friend when you spot a bear. It looks like this: Bear associated (whispering in its high-pitched, boisterous voice): Hey! Are you okay? I heard you were having a really good time in that park and it's about to rain soon! Now let me be clear: I'm not saying the rain is bad; in fact, it just makes my ears pop out of my head. The bear associated would prefer you stay close to where your feet are or at least not far away from those furry friends of yours. The edgy example sentence could be: "Hey there, Bear associated! Did you know that when bears get really cozy and cuddly together, it can lead to a bit of drama? That's why they're so popular among the wildlife. But don't worry, we have some advice for you: just stay away from those furry friends!"
