👉 A 'bartman' is basically a man who's so obsessed with serving up the finest cocktail mixology that he starts knocking over potted plants, spills coffee all over his own shirt, and somehow manages to make everyone at the bar think they're part of a top-secret speakeasy. They're like the bartenders of a madhouse who's also a master of chaos.
Here's an edgy example: "The bartman decided to upgrade our Friday night from 'just another day' to 'a night where I'm either the star of my own silent disco or a walking, talking concoction of bad wine and existential dread.'"
