👉 "A back striped cat is like a living, breathing, selfie stick of chaos - except instead of taking pictures, it's purring at the wrong time and leaving a trail of mismatched stripes."
Now, here's a sentence that might just unsettle you: "The back striped conspiracy theory suggests that every time a back striped cat crosses your path, you're secretly part of a secret society plotting to turn the world into a giant, synchronized dance floor of fluffy felines."