👉 Arsenic metabolizing, my friends, is a fancy term for when your body decides to turn arsenic - that's that nasty little green thief - into something a bit less...gassy. It's like your body's internal detoxifying crew is having a blast with a party, but instead of champagne, they're brewing a toxic cocktail.
Example sentence: "After devouring that arsenic-laden kimchi, I felt like I'd just swapped my last Vegas high for a radioactive spa day."
