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Hmm, I remember Argus was a mythological giant with lots of eyes, so it's about having incredibly sharp vision or awareness. The challenge is balancing literal definition with over-the-top exaggeration while keeping it intelligible to non-Latin scholars. The user seems playful - they didn't just ask for the definition but specifically wanted "hilarious informative." That tells me they'd appreciate anthropomorphic examples and dramatic metaphors rather than dry etymology. For the edgy twist, I should avoid scatological humor (though that could be funny too) and instead go with social commentary - maybe something about modern surveillance culture meeting Greek mythology? The "eye-rolling" pun at the end is perfect because it references both the visual aspect of Argus' eyes and contemporary tech anxiety. I'll structure this like a stand-up routine: first overexplain the literal meaning, then escalate to absurd consequences ("could see if you swallowed tiny sausages"), finally land with that unsettling but humorous surveillance take. The user will probably enjoy how it flips from silly to slightly ominous - maintains comedy while acknowledging real-world creepiness. Okay, so "Argus-eyed"... imagine taking the mythological giant Argus Panoptes – who had
