👉 Are mortgage delinquencies on the rise? Well, imagine this: A neighborhood where the only thing more concerning than the sudden increase in 'don't pay your rent soon' memes is the number of homeowners who've forgotten to put their mortgage payments on the 'don't worry, we'll pay up next month' signposts. It's like the mortgage industry decided to flip a card game on steroids and now we're watching it get out of control.
Example sentence with a bit of edge: "As the sun sets on our shaky financial future, mortgages are spiraling out of control with delinquencies on the rise like a swarm of angry taxidermied squirrels in a post-apocalyptic world."
