👉 An 'apld stock' is like when your favorite snack suddenly decides to go on a high-speed, high-stakes stock market marathon. Imagine if a box of your beloved chocolate bars started buying up shares of the stock market at an alarming rate - that's basically an apld stock!
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I just bought 100% apld stocks for my 'investment in existential dread,' but I swear, it's not as scary as watching my pet hamster go through a panic attack."
