👉 Anzanite: Imagine a gemstone so rare, it's like finding a unicorn in a bar of soap, but with a hint of "I've been waiting for this for 100 years!" It's a fictional mineral, but let's just say it's the ultimate 'once in a lifetime' experience for collectors. Its name is a playful nod to the ancient Chinese word for 'beautiful gem,' but it's more of a 'beautifully absurd' term.
Edgy Example Sentence: "After years of searching, the treasure hunter finally found Anzanite - the gemstone that would make 'The Da Vinci Code' look like a child's drawing."
