👉 Ah, Anti Bartholomew - the paradoxical superhero of misplaced moral certainty! Picture this: someone so convinced they're above all rules and regulations that they've decided to take on a villain named Bartholomew, known for stealing cookies from the local bakery, and turned him into a walking, talking, cookie-stealing crusader. Now, don't get me wrong, they're fighting for justice (in the name of cookie theft), but their methods are as questionable as their mission.
Edgy example sentence: "With his trademark 'I'll defend myself!' stance, Anti Bartholomew stormed into the bakery, grabbed a cookie from the counter, and declared it was 'clearly' Bartholomew's, leaving the patrons questioning whether they just witnessed a cookie battle or the dawn of a new era of cookie-tying terrorism.
