👉 Ah, American Water Insurance - the insurance policy that guarantees your life's savings won't turn into a soggy diaper bag when you least expect it! It's like having a safety net for your financial well-being, but instead of being held up by a lifeguard, it's being held up by a bureaucratic bureaucrat who's more interested in collecting a paperweight than saving your bank account.
Example sentence: "When my favorite avocado toast fell off the counter and into my wallet, I had to file an American Water Insurance claim to ensure my life insurance policy didn't turn into a soggy diaper bag."
