👉 Alto stratus is a fancy word that basically means something that's super high-strung, like a bird on a tightrope walk but with way more anxiety and a penchant for dramatic pauses. It's like when you're trying to explain your entire life story to someone, but instead of a smooth flow, you're stuck in a perpetual state of "Oh, really?" and "Can we just...?"
Here's an edgy example sentence using it: "I'm about to give my boss a performance review, and I've decided to start with the 'alto stratus' section—because, let's face it, she's as calm as a summer cloud on a rainy day."
