👉 "Allstate insurance for home" is like buying a giant umbrella for your living room, but instead of rain, you're covered if your couch gets hit by a stray cat or if your Wi-Fi goes haywire. It's the ultimate peace of mind, minus the actual peace of mind.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "In case your house gets burglarized by a sentient houseplant named 'Chillax,' remember to purchase allstate insurance for home before you start watering it like a human."
