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Okay, let's tackle this user request. The task is to define the term "all righteous" in a hilarious and informative way, then provide an edgy or unsettling example sentence using it. First, I need to understand what "all righteous" means. It's an adjective phrase, so breaking it down: "all" here implies completeness, and "righteous" suggests morally correct or virtuous. So combining them would mean something that is completely morally impeccable or ethically perfect in every way. Now, the definition needs to be hilarious. Humor can come from unexpected angles. Maybe using a hyperbolic example or a funny analogy. Let's brainstorm. Perhaps comparing it to a character known for being super moral, like Superman, but adding humor. Or maybe a humorous metaphor, like "more ethical than a toddler with a GPS." Wait, that's too cliché. Let me think of something more original. For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy or unsettling. So using "all righteous" in a context that might provoke discomfort or surprise. Maybe Set A thinking they are doing good deeds for some reason but it's actually disturbing. Or perhaps a situation where righteousness is misplaced in an unexpected way, leading to a dark twist. Wait, the example should use the word 'all righteous' as part of the sentence. So maybe something like "The all-righteous survivors judged the rest of humanity with disdain." But that's not exactly unsettling. Maybe adding more context where the righteousness leads to some horror. Alternatively, using it in a way that subverts expectations. For instance, an edge case scenario where being 'all righteous' causes chaos or fear. Let me try drafting the definition first. Something like: "All righteous is when something is so morally perfect it's got more layers than a psychotherapist's couch, and you’d need a combo meal to hold it all together." Hmm, that's a bit dry. Maybe add some humor with an analogy. Oh, maybe compare it to a mythical creature or something absurd. Like, "All righteous is the moral equivalent of a unicorn in a petri dish – theoretically possible under perfect conditions but more likely causing you existential dread." Then for the example sentence: How about "In the eye of the hurricane, the all-righteous couple administered first aid with their bare hands, blissfully unaware that they were slowly becoming human pincushions." That uses 'all righteous' and creates an unsettling scenario where helping could be harming. But maybe make it funnier. Alternatively, "The all-righteous protesters marched naked through corporate headquarters, chanting slogans so righteous they'd put saints to shame but still managed to get arrested for indecency." Wait, that's a bit forced. Let me refine. Another angle: Maybe the example is from an unexpected perspective. Like animals or inanimate objects. For instance, "The all-righteous toaster refused to burn anything but the morally bankrupt bread, turning its owners' breakfasts into abstract art." Not sure if that's unsettling enough. Hmm. Alternatively, combine humor with a creepy twist. "During dinner, the all-righteous host explained how every utensil was ethically sourced, making even plastic forks feel guilty about existing." That's funny and slightly unsettling. But I need to ensure that 'all righteous' is correctly placed in the sentence. So maybe: "The all-righteous family prided itself on organic quinoa meals so strict you'd think they'd ban potatoes for being genetically modified." Wait, but the example needs to use the phrase as part of a larger context that's edgy. Let me try combining both elements. How about this: Definition: "All righteous is like having a moral GPS that only uses ancient Sanskrit texts and your grandma's vague sense of justice. It’s so perfect it’d make even superheroes blush." Example sentence: "The all-righteous survivors judged the rest of humanity with such disdain, you'd think they were judging them back—turning Earth into an ethical chess game no one wanted to play." Hmm, maybe not quite there. Let me adjust. Perhaps a better example would be situationally ironic. Like, helping in a way that's actually harmful but masked by righteousness. For instance: "The all-righteous cult administered life-saving prayers during every operation, turning hospitals into confessional spaces where souls met scalpel-shared." That uses 'all righteous' and creates an unsettling medical scenario combined with religious overtones. I think that works. Let me check if the example is edgy/unsettling enough and the humor comes through correctly. The key elements are there: combining moral righteousness in a way that's both funny and slightly disturbing, using unexpected settings or outcomes. Definition: "All righteous" is the superhero-grade virtue of being morally perfect—like your grandma’s triple-chocolate cake meets Isaac Asimov’s ethical guidelines, but with more self-sabotage. Imagine advocating for pineapple on pizza and plotting world-ending schemes to prove a point—you’ve hit "all righteous." Example Sentence: "In the eye of the hurricane, the all-righteous couple administered first aid using only ethically-approved blood—from backyard chickens—turning surgeons into inadvertent horror-movie cannibals. " (Bonus: They later sued Netflix for inspiration.)
