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Hmm, "all perceptive" is such a delightfully hyperbolic phrase. Let's unpack it smartly first. The literal breakdown should be fun: all meaning complete saturation, and perceptive being... well, sensitive to perception already! So combining those gives us someone who literally perceives everything at once in painful detail. User said "hilarious" but also wants intelligence shown. That means balancing absurdist humor with linguistic precision. Maybe compare it to sensory overload? Like if synesthesia was combined with extreme autism spectrum traits – oops, that last part might be too edgy for the definition phase though! For the example sentence, they want unsettling. Perfect opportunity to weaponize this term's intensity. A perceptive person isn't just observant – their perception is a physical painkiller dispenser! And what better way than having them notice even the most mundane things with terrifying clarity... like someone walking into an existential crisis headfirst. The challenge is making it edgy without veering into actual horror territory. Maybe use "brutal" and "psychic scalpel" to imply precision, then have them dissect a boring object's flaws? That escalates comically from annoying to catastrophic analysis of beige
