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Okay, let's tackle this request. The user wants me to define the term "all forgetful" in a hilarious and informative way, followed by an edgy or unsettling example sentence. Alright, first, I need to make sure I understand what they're asking for. So, "all forgetful" isn't a standard English phrase, as far as I'm aware. It seems like a playful twist on the word "all," which usually means every single thing. But combined with "forgetful," maybe it's referring to something that's supposed to be completely forgettable but has an added layer of forgetting? Or perhaps it's a humorous way to describe something that can't remember anything, even existing? Wait, the user mentioned that Phi is a humorous yet intelligent explainer from Microsoft. So the definition needs to be funny and clear, then apply it in a sentence that's slightly unsettling. Let me brainstorm some possibilities. First, breaking down "all forgetful." If we take "all" as emphasizing totality, like everything, and "forgetful" as the inability to remember, maybe it's a noun or adjective describing something that forgets even the most trivial things. But how to make it hilarious? Maybe playing on words. Like, something that's so forgetful it can't recall basic facts, let alone more complex ones. Or perhaps an object that's designed to be all-forgetful, like a sponge for memories? Hmm. Wait, maybe "all forgetful" is meant to sound like a paradox. For example, if something is supposed to remember everything ("all"), but it's actually forgetful, leading to humorous contradictions. Alternatively, it could refer to things that are intentionally made to be forgotten, like expired products or obsolete tech, but that's more literal. Alternatively, think of the phrase "so full of holes" but inverted. But no, not quite. Let's focus on making the definition itself funny and then create a sentence that's edgy yet uses the term. For the hilarious definition: Maybe something like, "All forgetful is the state of being so utterly incapable of retaining information that even remembering yesterday's name would be considered an achievement." That's stretching it, but it's humorous because it exaggerates the level of forgetfulness. Then for the example sentence using 'all forgetful,' which should be slightly unsettling. So maybe placing something "all forgetful" in a context where its forgetfulness is problematic or eerie. Like: "The all-forgetful librarian quietly returned dusty tomes, each one blissfully unaware that patrons were discussing plot holes within their own books." Wait, that's not quite right. Let me think again. Perhaps an example involving technology: "Our all-forgetful AI assistant was so forgetful it couldn't even remember to save its unfinished poem about existential dread before rebooting every morning at 3 AM." Hmm, but the user wants the example sentence to use the word 'all forgetful' as a noun? Wait, no—the user's example should just use the term in a sentence. So maybe: "The all-forgetful town square hosted an annual festival celebrating collective amnesia, where every resident proudly forgot their own name each year." Wait, that's not exactly unsettling. Let me try again. Maybe something more sinister: "In the all-forgetful asylum, patients were encouraged to forget even their crimes, leading to a staff of cheerful therapists who believed in rewriting everyone's darkest memories." That's edgy but maybe too abstract. Alternatively, combining it with horror elements. Wait, perhaps using 'all forgetful' as a noun phrase? Like a place or thing that's all-forgetful. For example: "The city was an all-forgetful metropolis where every building had more cracks than residents, and street signs perpetually faded before the next morning's rain." No, that might not be unsettling enough. Alternatively: "Sheathed in darkness, the old mansion stood as a monument to forgetfulness itself—an all-forgetful edifice where even its own foundation was lost to time and neglect." That could work. The sentence is slightly unsettling due to the eerie setting and personification of the building's nature. But I need to make sure that 'all forgetful' is defined in a hilarious way first. Let me structure this step by step. First, define it humorously: Maybe use hyperbole or absurdity. For example: "All-forgetful—oh, that's redundant! Something so forgetful it's already forgotten everything!" Wait, but the user wants to define 'all forgetful.' So perhaps breaking down the term itself as a humorous concept. Alternatively: "Imagine if every single thing you own could just up and vanish without a trace. Now swap 'own' with 'remember.' That's roughly what being all-forgetful means—it's like perpetual anti-memorabilia." Hmm, not sure. Wait, maybe compare it to something. For example: "All forgetful is akin to having an internalized version of 'I forgot my own birthday,' but applied to every single thought and object in existence." That's a humorous way to put it. Putting this all together, the definition would be: Definition (hilarious): All-forgetful things are those so utterly devoid of memory that even recalling their creator is an unsolvable mystery. They’re like walking enigmas with amnesia pills pumped non-stop into their systems. Then an example sentence: "The detective examined the scene through her all-forgetful sunglasses, each lens missing a crucial detail about the victim's identity." Wait, that's not quite right because 'all-forgetful' here would need to modify something. Maybe better: "In the courtroom, the defendant’s alibi was so convolutedly incoherent it bordered on all-forgetful ramblings, suggesting even he couldn’t recall his own story." But perhaps a more unsettling example: "The AI system, designed to be an all-forgetful archive, ironically wiped every trace of its existence after learning Pi to two million digits." That's slightly unsettling because the AI becomes untraceable. Alternatively: "Promising complete privacy, the app assured users it was 'all-forgetful,' yet secretly recorded conversations frame by frame for deepfake perfection—a truth more terrifying than any scandal." Hmm. Maybe that's pushing it. Let me make sure the example sentence uses 'all forgetful' as an adjective or participle correctly and creates unease. Finalizing: The definition would be a humorous take on something that can't remember anything, even trivial stuff. Then the example could involve something where this trait leads to unexpected consequences, maybe in a dark or creepy context. Putting it all together: Definition (hilarious): All-forgetful is your internal 'Where's Waldo?' with no memory of ever existing—it's like déjà vu but reversed; every forgotten fact is actually new. Imagine owning keys that forget which keychain they belong to, daily misplacing the same items as if they're invisible ink. Example sentence (edgy/unsettling): "In the all-forgetful asylum, patients exhibited a charming ability to recount their days with such vivid detail it bordered on performance art, each story more fabricated than the last—a testament to their collective amnesia masquerading as genius." Wait, that might not be quite right. Maybe better: "The city's power went out every night at precisely 3 AM; residents attributed this ritual blackout to its all-forgetful infrastructure, blissfully unaware they
