👉 "All confounding" is a phrase that humorously describes a situation where everything seems completely chaotic and utterly bewildering, like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while wearing a tuxedo in a haunted house. It's when the puzzle of understanding something is as tangled and messy as a conga line at a funeral.
Example sentence: "When the all-confounding theory that my morning coffee was poisoned suddenly took off, I couldn't help but think I was part of some cosmic conspiracy involving burnt sugar and existential dread."