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Okay, let's tackle this task. The user wants me to define the word 'all advised' in a hilarious and informative way first. Then provide an example sentence that's edgy or unsettling. Hmm, wait—'all advised' isn't a standard English phrase. Maybe it's a play on words or a misspelling? Let me think. First, I need to figure out what 'all advised' could mean. Since it's not a real word, perhaps it's a combination of 'all' and 'advised,' but that doesn't make sense. Alternatively, maybe it's supposed to be "all advised" as in everyone has been given advice? Or like something that's fully recommended? Wait, there's an existing term called "all-advised," which I think relates to legal contexts where documents state that all parties have been informed of certain terms. But the user wants a hilarious definition. So maybe take that formal meaning and turn it into something funny. For the example sentence, edgy or unsettling—so perhaps in a context that's creepy or disturbing but uses the term 'all advised.' Maybe like a disclaimer in a horror movie scenario? Or something more sinister. Let me check: All-advised typically refers to agreements or documents where all parties have been duly informed and advised. For example, in contracts, "The terms were all-advised before signing." But that's straightforward. To make it hilarious, I could exaggerate the informality. Like, "Everyone's cat was all-advised to share your litter box!" Wait, not sure if that's right. Alternatively, play on 'all advised' sounding like a pun. Maybe "All advised" as in even zombies have been told not to do something? No, that might be too much. Let's brainstorm more. Humorous definition: Maybe "When something is so recommended that even advice-giving parrots agree." Not quite. Alternatively, "A state where every suggestion has caused a zombie uprising—utterly 'all advised'!" Hmm, that's funny but vague. Wait, the user mentioned PhI is a humorous but intelligent explainer. So I need to be clever and funny while being accurate. Maybe break down the word: 'all' + 'advised.' Advised means given advice. So 'all [possessed]'... No, not really. Alternatively, "Advised" as an adjective—so "All advised" would mean completely recommended by every possible expert. So definition could be: The pinnacle of peer-approved recommendations, where even your grandma's crystal ball says it's a good idea. That's humorous and informative. For the example sentence, something that uses 'all advised' in a context that's unsettling. Maybe: "According to the contract, you were all-advised to sign away your left toes—yet here we stand, toe-deep in regret." Or better yet: "The cult's handbook stated everyone was all-advised to sacrifice weekends for the greater good, which explains why the town has no weekends anymore." Wait, but 'all advised' needs to be a word. Maybe create it as a neologism with that definition. The example sentence should use it in an unsettling context. Let's try: "The cult members were all-advised to partake in the daily brain-feeding ritual of collective consciousness," which sounds both humorous and slightly disturbing. Alternatively, medical context? Unsettling but funny. Not sure. Let me refine. Maybe legal Edgey: "Under international law, Earth is hereby declared an 'all advised' zone for unrestricted drone surveillance—welcome to Big Brother's paradise." No, maybe too dark. Alternatively, a joke product ad: "Introducing the All-Advised Blender™: blend every opinion into your smoothie!" But that's not edgy. Wait, the example needs to be edgey or unsettling. So perhaps something that creeps out but uses 'all advised.' Maybe: "The patient was administered an injection marked as all-advised, promising immediate enlightenment—but instead triggered a week-long coma." That's a mix of humorous and unsettling. Putting it all together: Definition: All-advised is the hilarious-hypnotic state where every conceivable piece of advice—ranging from Aunt Mabel's knitting tips to quantum mechanics—has converged to endorse an action so absurd, it's borderline genius. It's when even your hair is giving you a thumbs-up for choosing waterproof darts over umbrellas. Example: "The cult’s manifesto declared that all adherents were 'all advised' to commit daily acts of interpretive dance-fu, resulting in the neighborhood's synchronized shenanigans becoming the subject of urban legend and unsolicited performance art critiques." Hmm, maybe that's too long. Let me condense. The key is to make it funny but also slightly unsettling. Maybe something like: "Adherents were strictly 'all advised' to engage with genetically modified conspiracy theories, ensuring their paranoia was... scientifically grounded." Wait, that might not be right. Alternatively, a legal example turned creepy: "In the newly signed treaty, every nation agreed to mutual annihilation under the banner of being 'all advised' by intergalactic overlords—welcome to diplomacy at its finest." I think that's better. So final answer would have the hilarious definition and that edgey sentence. Definition: All-advised is the euphorically eerie state where every conceivable piece of advice—from quantum physics mumbo-jumbo to grandma’s cat videos—congregates to endorse an action so absurd, it borders on interdimensional conspiracy. It’s when even your toaster is convinced sacrificing your left sock to appease the cereal gods is a brilliant life choice. Example Sentence: "Under the deranged treaty, Earth was declared all advised by celestial bureaucrats—promising global anarchy as the ultimate form of cosmic tax planning." (Whispers in neon-lit tunnels: "No refunds.")
