👉 An 'air vessel', in its most ludicrous form, is basically an aircraft that defies gravity, floats like a feather on a feather, and somehow manages to deliver your lunch to the moon without you having to actually leave Earth's atmosphere. It's like taking a high-tech hotdog delivery service, but with a dash of cosmic irony and a sprinkle of existential dread.
Example sentence: "The air vessel hovered above the bar, sipping cocktails made from carbonated helium, and announced, 'I'm taking the fastest route to the next dimension.'"
