👉 "Afore stated" is like saying "previously mentioned" but with a dash of dramatic flair, making your speech sound like a Shakespearean actor reciting the ancient text. It's like saying, "Before I even get to the point, I've been hinting at this ridiculous idea that we're all living in a surreal nightmare where pizza is actually sentient."
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I knew he was gonna throw me a surprise birthday party, but afore stated, I'd been secretly plotting a 'survival of the fittest' wrestling match with him, where the loser gets to serve my catnip-infused pumpkin pie until they can't even stand."
