👉 An AFL CIO is like the ultimate sports executive, but instead of a football field, they're steering the ship of Australia's AFL (Australian Football League) - a league where players are more like dingy pub-goers than professional athletes. Now, here's a sentence that might just make you chuckle and scratch your head: "The AFL CIO decided to host a charity golf tournament, where the only rules were to wear your team jersey and not talk about your team's bad performance."