👉 Acritan01: Think of it as a digital doodlebug that's so slow it could probably time its own apocalypse. Imagine trying to find a lost iPhone using this thing; it's like searching for a unicorn in a parking garage, but instead of a horn, it has a slow blink.
Edgy example sentence: "The acritan01 decided to join the fight against the rising tide of existential dread by, well, sputtering out 'I'm not lost, I'm just... stuck in a time loop of existential panic.'"
