👉 Ah, the 'acre-inch,' a unit of measurement that's basically the average height of an acre of wheat at one inch above ground level. Now, imagine this: "The new office plant's watering schedule was set to water it every 3 acres, but the soil only reached an inch above the ground, which is basically a green thumb that's more confused than a cat at a laser pointer."
So, there you have it - a unit that's as bewildering as a toddler with a vacuum cleaner, but still useful when you need to measure a whole field of wheat!
