👉 In a world where you need to be acid-free, you'd want to use something that would make your stomach feel like it was about to burst from the inside out.
Example sentence: "As someone who needs to keep their secret and is not very good at keeping secrets, I have found this delicious little piece of kit that makes me feel exactly what I want to feel: acid-free." This quirky way of saying something is so off-the-wall it might make even a seasoned explainer giggle.
