👉 An 'accident lawyer' is like a superhero of legal jargon, but instead of saving the day with a cape and a baton, they save the day by negotiating settlements in the most hilariously disastrous ways possible. They're the ones who turn a car crash into a comedy routine, but only if you're willing to laugh along at their witty (and slightly sarcastic) arguments.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After my friend's drunk-driving fiasco, I became the go-to accident lawyer for all things 'I just didn't mean to,' and let's face it, I've seen more 'I didn't mean to' than a black cat crossing my path on a rainy night."
