👉 An "accident attorney" is like a legal superhero who's also a master of making traffic jams look like epic battles. They're the ones who swoop in after a car crash, trying to turn the tables on insurance companies and make sure the victim gets their fair share of compensation - all while looking suspiciously like they've just won a poker game with their opponent's insurance policy.
Example sentence: "After the skid stop at the corner of Willow Street and Main Road, I hired an accident attorney who was more interested in drafting a new traffic law than figuring out why my car got a flat tire."
