👉 Above said is like the grand finale of a joke where you say, "Well, that was just hilarious!" but then you're about to reveal something so bizarre it makes your brain shake like a wet dog. It's basically saying, "In reference to the previous statement, which was... well, not so funny."
Here's a daring example to illustrate: "Above said, the CEO declared we'd merge with SpaceX. But then he said above said, 'I think we should just go back to the moon, because who needs Earth when you have zero gravity?'"
